2 definitions by Rhymenoceros
You walk into the bar with your friend... who happens to be a midget... you see this person you've been crushing on for a while, so you walk up and say 'Hi'. The greeting ends on an unfinished note, something feels unsaid... you're ignoring the midget in the room... you drop a quote from your favorite movie 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! BOOM! Quoment!
by Rhymenoceros February 11, 2012
That early morning almighty pee, complimented with the perfect fart. Derived from the combination of the words farting and pissing.
You wake up just before your early morning alarm goes off, your bladder bursting after 12 hours of solid sleep. So you drag yourself out of bed and stumble through to the toilet. As you pee, ultimate relaxation pours from your body, and the only thing that can top off the feeling is letting go an almighty fart. Now you're fizzing!
by Rhymenoceros February 11, 2012