Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quarffle

A small gental animal.

yo i just beat the shit out of my pet quarffle

by Fresh Water March 25, 2003

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

quaffle

verb: to waver between possible choices, to the annoyance of another person.

Why does he quaffle every time we need him to make a quick decision?

She's quaffling on the issues.

by aspirit December 2, 2011