Throbbing Python of Love

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick

His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Monty Python

The world's greatest comedy troupe- often referred to as 'The Beatles' of comedy. The geniuses responsible for creating such stupendous works as'The Life of Brian,' 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail,' and many episodes of their television show 'Monty Python's Flying Circus.'

The members of Monty Python, dead and alive, are all quite hilarious people. And they make fantastic women too!

by Katy December 25, 2003

python

The best thing to happen to Computer Science students in a data and file structures or algorithms class.

Joe: "Man...I spent a week coding that algorithm in C."
Moe: "I got it done in one evening with Python. It works great."
Joe: "Say, what? Where can I download that?"

by TheNextBillGates March 30, 2010

Monty Pythony

An activity that recreates or celebrates the antics of the British comedy team Monty Python. Pronunciation: Pythony rhymes with Monty.

His ability to recite entire scenes from 'Holy Grail' shows his gift for Monty Pythony

by Overjive November 29, 2010

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

Monty Python

"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.

And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!

by emiolie February 24, 2004

Monty Python

Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.

I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.

by eeting iballs July 17, 2003