Masturbation Proclamation

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011

proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

by boxit January 1, 2014

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

Domination Proclamation

A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.

We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title

by chmkobe8 April 29, 2007

Pyrogasm

Sexually excited by explosions or fire

All those fireworks gave me a pyrogasm

Last night I got a huge pyrogasm from all those fires i started.

by PyroManiac699 July 10, 2010

Pyroclastic

A word used to describe a song that is heat or fire but to the 1000th degree. A song that has a pyroclastic flow is best charactered by how it will blow out your speakers while ending human actual existence at the same time, just like a real pyroclastic flow.

Person 1: Have you listened to Floor 555 by XXXTENTACION
Person 2: Fuck yes, that is pyroclastic

by VasMan March 31, 2020

Tis what she proclaimed

Basically "That's what she said" just fancier by mostlyhigh_alittlesmart

"It's so big!"
"TIS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED"

by Moony ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ June 27, 2022