Putting

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

by lj182 July 03, 2011

put on

when someone gives you an artist to listen to, or something in general to check out

James put on Michael to Yeat, now Michael loves Yeat

by BigPenisBlackMan July 28, 2022

putting

putting

to engulf/subsume(as in the golf technique) your own testicles in your own anus. Having engulfed/subsumed your own balls into your own bumhole, you have someone penetrate you in your ass with a dildo/strap on or penis or any other .

dave: i start of with a rusty tombone last night, then my dave:i was getting a rusty trombone, when my partner started to milk my balls, and then my partner said 'shall i putt you....'

john: whats putting?

dave: its when your stick your balls up your own ass and then have someone fuck you

john: oh,nice

by the putter 2012 December 08, 2012

put-on

fooling or deceiving somebody is a put-on.

You say David always changes his girlfriends...
come on~ that must be a put-on

by Amos Lin May 02, 2008

Put

To place in a specified location.

She put the penis in her ass.

by SpaceGhostTheBaninator January 14, 2004

puts

'Puts' is vulgarism in Estonian, it stands for pussy or cunt. Often the inessive case of the term is used which is 'putsis' and it means that something is fucked up or doesn't work.

Tibil, kellega hiljuti käisin, oli väga ropp kõnepruuk, "tuti" asemel armastas ta kasutada sõna "puts". (The girl I dated recently used really excessive swearing, she loved to use the word 'pussy' instead of 'vagina')

Tööle sõites avastasin, et auto mootor on putsis ja vajab parandamist. (While driving to work I noticed that car's engine is fucked up and needs to be repaired)

by Estonian July 18, 2009

putting

One thing that many people dont realize putting as golf putt=putting and put=putting put is to place and putting is a light stroke made on a green of a golf course.

xela:are you putting that in the hole ?
luap: am i putting or putting it in?
neb:I dont know the difference.

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 11, 2005