Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

by JuanPelota May 1, 2011

word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Putita

American Spanish for Little Bitch

Take that cock out of your ass, and take that shot of Jagermeister, fucking putita.

by pimpdaddy October 18, 2004

Positarians

The Positarians are a group of individuals who are
diverse, unique, and do not necessarily have much in
common except their plight towards establishing
positive mindsets in all facets of life. Positarians
say "Hello" and "Good Morning" with enthusiasm, and
despite the daily roadblocks and miserable individuals
encountered in life, Positarians simply stay positive.
In short, Positarians are lovers of life, and their
goal is to spread this attitude to those whom they are surrounded with.

Someone that is always looking on the bright side of things, and enjoys life with a positive attitude would be considered a Positarian.

by Positarian Founders September 10, 2005

pudita

A sweet sweet part of the female anatomy as determined at any given moment by the one and only MPS.

BW has got an UNBELIEVABLE pudita!

by LeftEye2Pac June 18, 2008

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011