A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
Get the stunt purse mug.Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
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a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
Get the purse dog mug.a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.
by Heina January 7, 2009
Get the purity ball mug.Mike: Butch come here a minute please, I need your help.
Butch: Coming.
Mike: What's taking so long?
Butch: Sorry, I had to deal with a 3 dog pupsticle course.
Butch: Coming.
Mike: What's taking so long?
Butch: Sorry, I had to deal with a 3 dog pupsticle course.
by Quasar2012 August 12, 2010
Get the Pupsticle Course mug.A pubstomper is a name for someone who usually goes in alone or with a group of people to a public server on a game and complete trashes them.
It often originates from games like Dota and Team Fortress where there is large variety in people's skill levels, some being amazing and some being downright awful.
It often originates from games like Dota and Team Fortress where there is large variety in people's skill levels, some being amazing and some being downright awful.
Pubstomper: Hey man wanna go pubstomp some nubs?
Pubstomper 2: Sure!
Nubs: ermahgerd u faegit imma report u 2 gaben he wil ban u 4 lyfe u hakr!!!!111
Pubstomper 2: Sure!
Nubs: ermahgerd u faegit imma report u 2 gaben he wil ban u 4 lyfe u hakr!!!!111
by ADAMPOKE111 May 10, 2014
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Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
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