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stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
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jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
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purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
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purity ball

a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.
Did you see the Glamour article on incest-fest... er, I mean, purity balls?
by Heina January 7, 2009
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Pupsticle Course

The act of having to step over dogs sleeping on the floor in your or a friends home.
Mike: Butch come here a minute please, I need your help.
Butch: Coming.
Mike: What's taking so long?
Butch: Sorry, I had to deal with a 3 dog pupsticle course.
by Quasar2012 August 12, 2010
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pubstomper

A pubstomper is a name for someone who usually goes in alone or with a group of people to a public server on a game and complete trashes them.

It often originates from games like Dota and Team Fortress where there is large variety in people's skill levels, some being amazing and some being downright awful.
Pubstomper: Hey man wanna go pubstomp some nubs?
Pubstomper 2: Sure!
Nubs: ermahgerd u faegit imma report u 2 gaben he wil ban u 4 lyfe u hakr!!!!111
by ADAMPOKE111 May 10, 2014
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Birth purse

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.
Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!

Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?

Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
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