stunt purse 

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.

Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"

stunt purse by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008

jail purse 

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.

Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.

jail purse by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008

purse dog 

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

purse dog by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

Birth purse 

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!

Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?

Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.

Birth purse by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017

Put your purse down 

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp.

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.

Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

Put your purse down by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011

purseage

#1. A very large,or oversized handbag{usually a designer brand}. #2. A trendy, oversized handbag that looks awesome, yet somewhat incongruous unless it is carrying your weekend wardrobe. #3.A combination of purse and luggage, or luggage that someone is trying to pass-off as a purse, just for the "look".

#1. Jen: Gosh Gabby! I love your new {Louis Vuitton/CHANEL/Balenciaga etc...}bag!....but do you really need all that major purseage? Gabby: Yea I do! The bigger the bag, the smaller my ass looks! #2. Oh man....all those super-skinny actresses carry all that rediculous purseage just to hide behind so we can't see how anorexic they really are......

purseage by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".

Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.

Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008