when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.
or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.
Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.
by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014
Get the commando pantsing mug.The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
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DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006
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the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005
Get the muff punting mug.Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
by Da_Cello October 16, 2010
Get the Punting from the Cambridge end mug.So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.
by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018
Get the Punting on the third strike mug.The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do
“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
by Shallom69 September 13, 2019
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