Poot Puffer

One who smells their own flatulence

Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart!
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?

by CindiLouwho? June 19, 2010

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born

OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.

by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

Plooting

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

poot lavato

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot

Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia

by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

Rooster Poot

Slang for Sperm or Jism, so named because the excrement of a rooster (nicknamed poot which is hillbilly for poop) is globular white in appearance.

"Nigel shot Rooster Poot all over her. " or, "I did her real good, then pulled out early and Rooster Pooted on her back."

by Nigel Sessions December 7, 2012

pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

by jkdizzle February 10, 2008