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psychotherapy

A process in which you discuss your personal problems with a "psychotherapist\" who is unable to do anything about it. Not to be confused with psychiatry, in which you're given prescription medications in hope that your life improves.
Don't pay attention to anything you hear about psychotherapy -- IT DOESN'T WORK!!!
by Joan M May 17, 2007
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Psychophant

Someone with a penchant for murder, but brown noses and builds up his victims' self-esteem prior to dispatching them.
"The victim lay in a pool of blood, but had apparently died with his ego fully intact. Detective Massimo determined was the work of a psychophant."
by Stirling Argus May 28, 2013
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Psychophelia

An inclination/ proclivity towards people of sexual attraction who appear and/ or are mentally unstable.
His psychophelia caused most of his liaisons to end with a restraining order since he has a knack for crazy women.
by Maggie The Cat May 20, 2022
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psychoceutical

A substance (chiefly a drug) used in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of disease and for restoring, correcting, or modifying organic functions. They may alter brain function, resulting in temporary changes in mood, perception, and behavior. These drugs may be used recreationally to intentionally alter one's consciousness for ritual or spiritual purposes, or as medication.
Mr. Biden's doctor suggested a course of psychoceuticals, including additional MDMA, to restart his mental functions and bridge his connection to reality.
by Don Kingery February 27, 2023
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psychothermia

the condition that causes people to overdress for the weather
I went in to the store this morning, a man was wearing a full snowsuit. It's not even cold enough to snow. He has psychothermia.
by Madre de los Gatos December 1, 2009
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psychoceros

The conjunction of "psycho" and "rhinoceros"

When first being pounded, it starts out as a hot item, after which large amounts of fat layers itself on until becoming rhinoceros sized, much like the Michelin Man in naked appearance, basically due to personal psychotic issues with the past, present and future.

Other characteristics: extremely bad driver, broke as a joke (and always will be), enjoys nus action.
"Why don't you go ahead and bring Psychoceros over to the crib?"

"Never"
by Nego G May 2, 2006
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psychocanadian

a term used to deragatorily lable someone as crazy, the root being that an insane foreigner is not good
ann to viviana-"you psychocanadian!"
by Brad Slocum April 18, 2004
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