proud doctor

Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.

The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.

by Grand Firctionary January 17, 2014

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Pound Gua

As in “pound agua”.

To drink water, especially when you’re hella thirsty

Friend A: I'm hungover af
Friend B: Damn broski you should pound some gua

Friend A: Bet

Doctors recommend pounding at least 8 cups of gua a day to avoid dehydration.

Cant wait to get home so I can pound gua

by Yeety McYeetface November 4, 2019

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not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

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proud father

(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.

Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.

by MJVFB January 22, 2014

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pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

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