Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

protuberance

a creature's protruding male organs.

that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood.

by xilvar January 13, 2011

prosumer

A professional consumer. Is a consumer (i.e. buys a lot of gear and equipment) but only buys professional standard equipment.

Not necessarily a professional themselves, for they may be punters rocking expensive, high quality gear.

Prosumer: I just bought a Canon MkIII 5D to take photos for facebook.

Mate: You're a dickhead. You really didnt need a camera that good just for facebook. ffs.

Prosumer: I'm looking for a new bike, any ideas?
Mate: Maybe go and get a Giant with 105 componentry; it should do the trick!
Prosumer: Mate, cmon. If i'm going to get a bike i'll prosume and get something with super record.

by alfremdsprache June 3, 2013

protuss

cough suppressant that a doctor gives for extreme cough and contains a narcotic HYDROCODONE it is not in time released form. so in other words it will put your dick in the dirt.

I went to my doctor and he gave me some PROTUSS and that shit fucked me up.

by Judd Miller September 25, 2007

Protusque

Protusque is a word used when grotesque doesn't quite cut it. Used to describe disgusting, ugly and scummy things. A powerful and effective term used at your own risk.

"Oi, your face is Protusque"

"Did you see her dress the other night? Protusque or what!"

by Tuberider March 12, 2010

Protomong

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011