prostigram

To send someone a prostitute to the their house or place of business, cause the really need to get laid.

Man her ex-husband's such an asshole someone should send him a prostigram.

by toeknee pahthetiq martian June 5, 2010

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

Prostifarian

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.

Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!

by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013

prostipals

Best friends who are the town tramps.

Hey, there goes Heather and Whitney, the town's prostipals!!

by EyeHeartHeart April 10, 2015

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023