nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005

omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Proportionizing

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions

The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

by Lady Lohita May 31, 2018

proportionation

the act of being proportionate

The proportionation of that girl is amazing. i.e. she has a nice figure

by tcal July 11, 2007

Proportionating

When all areas of the female body are on point. Literally. Literally pointing in all the right directions. Well proportioned.

Damn, Katy's tight. Her body be just proportionating like it's her job!

by I. Ferrari May 27, 2014

Proportionating

Increasing the aesthetics of the human body. Getting tight. Making oneself look amazing.

I think she's proportionating bro. Her legs, her boobies, and her booty look swole!

by I. Ferrari May 27, 2014