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Git offa mah property!!

What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun
Varmint: La la la i'm on your property

Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008
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prophethetical

Simply put, a philosophical prophecy. A word, phrase, or quote that blows the mind in its latent wisdom.
Guy #1: "Man, girls are like cats- if you try to reach over and pet them they run away, but if you ignore them they'll jump in your lap!"
Guy #2: "Dude, thats PROPHETHETICAL!"
by Chris Gregersen May 18, 2008
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the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe
I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face
by docdealer69 February 5, 2014
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Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.
Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.
by Luc August 13, 2003
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Street Prophet

A person that speaks the word of the people, or the word of God, in the form of Rap or Graffiti.
Tupac was one of the greatest "street prophets" of all time. He spoke about the real issues in our soceity.

DMX is another great "street prophet." He speaks the word of the Lord through rap.
by Jay Bastien October 27, 2006
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prophecy

That which has been foretold of the future by supernatural means and/or ability.
A Jewish Gentleman: "Be aware of the heretics! To say that Jesus is not the Messiah isn't the true prophecy!"

An atheist Gentleman: "Even though I don't believe in god, I understand that your ancestors have prophesied about a Messiah that is to come. I understand that Christians believe in a Messiah claiming that it already has fulfilled the prophecy. Did your prophets also prophesied about warning against someone like Jesus?"

Christian Gentleman: "I don't think god will twist his prophecy to confuse his people. It is always intentional and straightforward." Because Jews don't believe in their own prophecy, we are believing on their behalf that which also had been prophesied as well."

Urban Dictionary: "Stop arguing!! Prophecy of 'Messiah' refers to:

A. Someone who is to come
B. Who knows.
C. Jesus
D. John Doe
E. ___________ (ehh...you fill in the blank. Just give me your email address. Remember, it's public, address only first names, and no advertising.
by Serpentine Dove January 10, 2008
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