poonscape

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

Lele pons

A fucking lying cunt who’s biggest insecurity is her follower count. She have her follower count in her bio and keeps it updated 24/7 just to remind u how much of a cunt she is. She also claimed that she didn’t get a nose job and constantly posts glow up pictures as if she didn’t have plastic surgery

What’s an example of a lying piece of shit who “ donates fake hair”

Lele pons

Dude who’s the female version of snake Paul

Lele fucking pons

by Ihatelelepons May 10, 2020

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

poonsmash

An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.

Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Pronstar

A special dance made by an animator involving Peppa pig in her revealing outfit. In the room she is dancing around with a whip and spinning it around. On the walls there are vibrators and handcuffs. You can see mummy and daddy pig doing leap frog in the nude.

Peppa pig likes dancing like a pronstar

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.

Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.

by Han$ January 11, 2008

Poonsurfing

To look at pictures of pussy on the internet.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010