phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pronking

From the word pronk, used to indicate good or very.

Pronking is a term everyone in Virginia's 11th district uses!

by Mo4567 May 13, 2008

proving a point

another term for masturbation,when you prove a point you move your hand firmly downward which is the same as masturbation.

javi proved a point every day after his girlfreind broke up with him

by bryceh June 28, 2005

Phoning It In

To perform the task with very little effort.

Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.

by The Talking Brony March 29, 2020

praning

Tagalog slang for 'crazy'

Boy1: Pucha! si Leo nakainom ng Sheltox!
Boy2: Ay! NaPRANING!

by dx January 12, 2004