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Profilie 

When a person puts up a Face Book profile picture that is WAY out of date. Thus hiding the actual true picture of what they really look like.
Hey did you see Kristy's FB profile picture, it must be 20 years old.

Yeah, she has gotten really fat and doesn't want anyone to know. She needs to face the truth and end this profilie.
Profilie by Lalamama September 3, 2009
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politisexual 

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
politisexual by roosterhome January 7, 2009
The very common combination of the laziness a student exhibits on their senior year of high school, otherwise known as senioritis, and procrastination. Thus, senioritis + procrastination = proitis.
1: Dude, have you done your enlgish paper yet?
2: Naw, i will turn it in next class
1: It was due 3 weeks ago! You definately have proitis
2: Can't help it...
Proitis by guess who denda is April 25, 2011

profits backyard 

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.
Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.
profits backyard by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

Proficide 

The act of killing mass amounts of people for profit
In avatar the humans go to war against the na'vi(the natives of Pandora) in order to mine a mineral to sell back to earth for unimaginable profit.

The blood diamond trade would also be a good example of proficide
The rubber trade under king Leopold in the congo
The colonization of North America

Any act that causes mass casualties in order to gain profit could be considered proficide. Any case of genocide where large scale profit was made and the race of those murdered would have been redundant.

Word conceived by Nathan Lacombe 2020
Proficide by Radrevo January 23, 2020
A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism
"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

Profiteer 

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.
Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!
Profiteer by JNR74 February 16, 2024