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Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.
Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting
by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011
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procrasticoitus

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.
Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"
by Rascarin November 16, 2011
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Procrastipoop

The act of holding a shit inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. Also known as the Rob Bell
DOOD... DJ took a dirty Procrastipoop on Taylor's chest!!

He gave him a Rob Bell? Disgusting!
by massivedee November 17, 2011
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procrastipoo

i couldn't be bothered writing my essay so i went for a procrastipoo instead
by procrastipooer May 3, 2014
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Procrastinote

Excessive note-taking done in class to avoid doing the actual assignment.
Shit, I hate this course and there's still another hour left of class... I know! I'll just procrastinote so the teacher thinks I'm working!
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procrastimotivation

The reason for people's actions, desires or needs when it comes to wasting time and putting off responsibilities.
I was going to start filing my taxes, but these old Harambe memes are a very welcome source of procrastimotivation.
by Pretentious Yogi May 2, 2018
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Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.
“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”
by buyer_beware March 5, 2019
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