Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 5, 2010

Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008

Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.

It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.

by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011