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Procrastibation 

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
Procrastibation by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017

Procrastibation 

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

Procrastibation 

Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time
Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!
Procrastibation by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018

Procrastibation 

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.
"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009