practical problems

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

prebaldy do

When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".

Bruce Willis opted for the prebaldy do, rather then be made fun of for wearing a wig.

by jpg3 August 14, 2010

Problematic glasses

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

by zennieied July 12, 2016

Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013

Problematic

Used by University lecturers to say they disagree with a piece of literature while not outwardly expressing that fact. There is often a long pause before this line is delivered often with pointless hand gestures.

Lecturer: I find David Starkey's work...................problematic.

by NagarPhunga April 3, 2017

Problematic

A catch-all insult used to negatively describe something you don't like, but can't describe why.

"That TV show is so problematic"
"Really? What problems does it cause?"
"umm... It's just problematic okay?! Don't ask me to give actual evidence and stuff..."

by L'appelDuVoid December 30, 2021

Good Pussy Problems

The cause and effect of the girl’s pussy being too good & the guys that get to experience it lose their minds and can’t leave her alone now.

I can't think about anything but my good pussy problems.

by justmetagirlnamed June 11, 2022