2D printing 

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

2D printing by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

Leopard Printing 

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.

Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

Leopard Printing by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011

prinking 

Short for "pre-noon drinking" or getting drunk before noon.

Woke up early so I could start prinking before the day got too stressful.

prinking by mebemunky November 7, 2014

Printing Press 

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

Printing Press by Yopmail User August 27, 2023

Toilet Printing Press 

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

Toilet Printing Press by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

prinning 

Its where in league of legends you play with your friends at first you do well, then you fuck up and throw the game. Then next game where you want to redeem yourself, you disconnect a couple of times, then you try to be an asshole and you start enforcing rather than teaching and now you don't have anymore friends.

"Great, I think I haven't eaten in awhile that I'm prinning now"

prinning by xfioramaster18 May 9, 2014

war printing 

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.

bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?

war printing by C Bobbert October 8, 2008