piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

by spudbuster August 27, 2013

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

by Telephony December 18, 2016

Piddle

To pee.

There was some piddle on the ground.

by Romi330 February 23, 2018

Priddey

A series of sexual positions. To get spitroasted, eiffel towered and double teamed all in one night. Multiple orifices to be penetrated.

Jane: Hey John, you fancy a bit of Priddey tonight?
John: Hell Yeah!

by Mystery Bummer May 11, 2008

piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.

1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015