Teacher's Pest

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.

"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"

by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013

Prestige baby

A "prestige baby" is a third world brown child adopted by rich white people after they are done having biological children. The resulting prestige among their peer group cannot be trumped or countered; it is the ultimate expression of white privilege.

Have you seen the Smith's new prestige baby, Tamden? They had to make three separate trips to Guatemala to secure it. The playgroup host nearly burned down her own house in envious rage when Shanna walked in with it.

by Fuchtbar August 31, 2014

Preston Brooks

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.

"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."

by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

Prestige Lightskin

A like lightskin beyond normal lightskin activities by tapping into their max lightskin potential.

Terry: Jeilyn is always taking pictures of himself
Ben: He is truly a prestige lightskin

by Jo2Savage May 24, 2022

Del Preston

1 -A (fictional) english roadie, described as a nutbar, who toured around the world with famous bands such as Black Sabbath, The Rolling stones and Led Zeppelin along with his old lady. The best roadie there was. Helped set up Waynestock in the film wayne's world 2.
2 - a complete Nutbar.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

your turning out to be a right Del Preston.

by Dann S November 12, 2005

pesto boyz

Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"

by Pocket_chassis December 18, 2016

sex pest

A sex pest is a person that is overly sexual with people that do not want his/hers/their advances. They may say things to make people uncomfortable or send unsolicited nudes. They are not usually self aware of their sex pestery.

Hey, did Jessi send you unsolicited nudes? She's a real sex pest.

by TMCnofox September 8, 2022