Pressed Lemon

1- A repressed lesbian

Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.

by kapowinxx3 September 5, 2010

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

Pressed

To be very annoyed or mad.

Person A: What’s wrong with her?
Person B: I don’t know she’s been really pressed lately.

by MichaelKlump December 17, 2019

pressed

Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.

Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).

Damn, he's pressed for some soda!

He called you 23 times last night? He is pressed.

by Yellowcandy February 23, 2005

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

gold-pressed latinum

Fictitious precious material in the Star Trek universe, a very rare silver wrapped in gold.
They are graded according to quality, slip, strips, bars and bricks.

Morn DS9 stolen gold-pressed latinum and hid it one of his second stomachs after stripping off the gold. This caused him to become bald.

by trugeermof January 11, 2008

Pressed

When someone is mad over something little that doesn't concern them.

"Why is she so pressed that i don't like Selena Gomez"
"She so pressed over nothing. Like girl you need to worry about something else like climate change"

by westanarianagrande April 16, 2019