Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 May 11, 2011

presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.

So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)

by JDD January 30, 2007

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019

pussy preventor

The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.

Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!

by Glennzigx December 14, 2016

present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.

"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"

by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020

present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011