Predickle

A pickle of a predicament.

"We're in quite a predickle here."

by My_Mother_Shes_Cool_Like_That December 26, 2012

prefucked

When embarking on a long-distance relationship LDR and each party has gone past the stage of being crazy for one another but have yet to meet in person. Normally this would be called 'fucked' but because you've not had the chance to fuck yet, you're 'pre-fucked' or 'prefucked'. Which takes into consideration the waiting period of time before you get to actually fuck.

Steve, while chatting online with Sally: "I'm totally prefucked for you!"

*****

John: "Man, Chris is dissing us again because of that girl he's talking to online!"

Bill: "Yeah man, he's totally prefucked about her."

*****

Tina talking to Lisa: "Girl, why isn't Melissa hangin' out?! Is she prefucked with that guy she met on that dating site?"

by Jersey_in_Autumn November 22, 2011

Pricked

Being raped by and asian man

Eddy Chow pricked Samantha in the Alley way.

by FrannyBanks October 16, 2016

Predicted

And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.

Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

redicked

to be shocked, or suprised by something

i was absolutely redicked by the comment made by my professor in class today

by Ismail Amir April 9, 2008

predickupied

Preoccupied by dick

He told me his family was nuts, but I was to predickupied to hear him.

by Loganmoon08 April 23, 2018

Predisedance

Predisedance

Pre- as in before.
Di- two.
Dis- asunder or apart.
Dance- phonetically suffixed intentionally.

Similarly likened unto preside or prededence however pronounced like one were about to say pre-destiny although chose this word in lieu of it.

Semblance: The Government governs your mind, to govern the mind is to govern POWER; The Mind is power.

Friend: "Gary all governments have Predisedance over many people, they essentially are non-thinkers. Their destination is Final because they have naught(not) thought for themself."

Gary: "You're wrong because the (place government entity) spoke of whom spake in your manner; The ORGANIZATION says you are Terrorism. This Dark Council you is Predisedance to fuck my shit up FAM.

-calls the police-

Friend: Sedentary thought, is all I meant!

Gary: Hello 9/11. I have a terrorist in my house, says he's a 'active thinker.' Ya I'll stay on hold until you Airstrike this guy.

by Alar Ming October 4, 2018