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Precocknition

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.
"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"
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prepone

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.
“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”
by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006
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precocious

Matured early.
by Larstait November 7, 2003
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precog

one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun
Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
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precop

abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.
Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
by taggz August 31, 2007
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premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
by max September 17, 2004
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Precourt

A spineless indivdual with a micropenis.
That new money bitch has a Precourt.
by Lemursauce June 14, 2018
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