Pratted

Taking it in the culo. Enjoying large random objects shoved in the ass.

Sage enjoyed being Pratted by her master's Treo 650.

by simpson September 28, 2005

Mike Patten

the great singer from Faith no More

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked

by mama lucien March 25, 2005

Pratting

When someone transforms themselves from reasonably chubby to a sexy and extremely muscular, in the style of actor Chris Pratt.

Have you seen John recently, he's pratting and lost like 40 pounds.

by Agt678 April 27, 2015

Pratting

The practice of filing false copyright claims when no justification to do so exist.

Team Skeptic was the victim of Pratting which YouTube reversed. Now the case is going to Judge Judy. Pratting has become popular among Flerfs who can't refute real scientific claims.

by Candlestick man August 2, 2019

Platten

A family name know for incest and bum fun, sometimes incestuous bum fun. Known to frequent crap football grounds and eat too many sausages. Always have boring jobs but hoard money. Definitely wears Y fronts, normally brown. A crazy day involves missing a line in a spreadsheet! Very very boring...zzz

The Platten family have done it again!

by Roy and Steff January 19, 2016

Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.

Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.

by Mike Patten February 27, 2005

Pratted

When you get snitched on or told on. Being the recipient of a true snitch in action. When someone tries to get you in trouble.

Did you hear what joe did yesterday? He told on me. I got Pratted

by Some get stitches September 7, 2016