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pontoon

Pontoon and drug used by people who have ADHD.
How bout them addies son?
I got a orange pontoon.
by Smacktards October 30, 2007
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rib pontoons

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!
by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006
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Portoon

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
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Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.
Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!
by Newftronics April 25, 2011
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pontoons

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.
"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."
by dirt burgler April 5, 2003
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Pontoon

When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag
by Gabe Benitez July 18, 2011
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Pontooning

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.
Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...
by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
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