Poush

The canal in the obese female, from the vulva to the cervix uteri, that receives the penis in copulation. Also known as a vagina on females with less body fat.

Rosie O'Donnell's poush only likes to be touched by women of equal stature.

by Biscuitz =o November 19, 2009

Love pounce

The overwhelming urge to suddenly jump on someone you love or lust ❤️ often leading to sex

I saw him sitting on the bed and I felt an overwhelming urge to ‘love pounce’

by Bella-gal January 21, 2021

The Shelby Pouch

The drink that killed gouveia.

The Shelby Pouch: Rip buddy

by DaddyParth November 28, 2019

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011

Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one

Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(

by ron dick December 3, 2009

Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010