Pottering

1) The act of talking to or having relations with one of your friend's boyfriends/girlfriends.

2) Going behind your friend's back to date their ex.

Amanda was pottering around with her roommate's boyfriend.

by Azita Johnson III November 30, 2009

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

poltering

teaching people about bbc

yeah they were poltering today

by FrozenNeverSleep April 11, 2024

paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

Pauldering

The opposite of Wauldering.

A fast, plain faced walk, ignorant and arrogant.

“ugh i wish anni would stop pauldering!”

by charlando November 21, 2024

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018