puberty

It's what children start when they're the ages usually 10-18. It's the development of sexual growth.


GIRLS: Girls start earlier then boys do, there are no physical appereances shown, their ovaries are growing, and breast buds will start to show up at around the ages of 8-10.

The first real sign is breats, then pubic hair. They hit a growth stage, and grow rapidly in height. They usually have hips to carry babies. They start having monthly cycles called the menstural cycle. They're done growing quicker then boys are. Both boys and girls develop acne.


BOYS: They start later then girls. Usually around 12-18. Maybe 10-18. Everyone is different. The first notice is height. They grow taller, and their voice deepens dramatically. They start getting facial hair, and pubic hair. Their penis grows dramastically. They get muscles as well. Boys are typically taller then girls, but not always. Boys also start having sperm, and having wet dreams.

Boy: Have you started puberty?
Girl: Yes, have you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: I don't like it.
Boy: Neither do I.



Girl: Have you started your period?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl: I hate puberty.
Girl 2: Me too.

by anexpert April 5, 2009

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Pubertic

Pubertic, sometimes spelled Pu🅱️ertick, is a term coined by Charlie on 12/4/17. Pubertic is a term that is synonymous with pubescent. Pubertic is used with seventh grade students who are prone to voice cracks, middle school relationships, acne, and greasy underarm and facial hair.

Have you seen Ezra?
Yeah, he's so pubertic.

by banbam December 5, 2017

Puberty

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.

-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty

by mrbeast167 May 1, 2022

Puberty

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.

puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions

by Matters Expansive November 7, 2012

blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

gay puberty

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.

Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"

by ruggerlad August 29, 2011