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potatoë 

Someone who eats and sleeps a lot, hates most people in general, has no sense of fashion or popularity. Not to be confused with potatoes, who just are super lazy and fat but love to be around people
That weird kid at school is probably a potatoë, I wouldn’t know since she won’t talk to anyone and hates social interaction
potatoë by KurooDaddy November 2, 2020

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

potatoe fuck 

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.
potatoe fuck by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.
Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.
potatoe pussy by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potatoe Chipped 

When a couple is having intercourse and the male comes to the climax and sprays his juicy goodness over his partners chest, they let it dry and the male will peel the delicious dried goodness and makes his partner eat it.
-Dude what did you do last night?
--Oh I just hung out with this girl
-Really what did you guys do have sex?
--Well I Potatoe Chipped her now she doesnt wanna see me anymore :/
Potatoe Chipped by PKourChamp December 20, 2010