postmate

NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.

Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.

by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019

Prostrating

The male form of a period.

Bae are you prostrating? Why you so mad?

by Fhhgghjfdfg April 17, 2016

Prostrate

An alternative word for "prostate," most often used by the gay community. Using this word is often the first sign that someone sucks a lot of dick in his spare time. He also likely does other gay things like put blow up decorations on his lawn to attract small children.

I went to the doctor's today for a prostrate exam. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be until I realized he had both his hands on my shoulders 🤔

by lawyerssuck February 1, 2023

postrational

Taking postmodernism one step too far.

We are experiencing postrational politics in this election.

by Jane Lorraine October 16, 2008

postrami

a rotten vegitable that usually smells like a foreign cheese and tastes lie rubber.

Hey guys, lets race to the show, last one there eats the postrami.

by flying donkies March 24, 2010

Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

pastrated

Definition of a church ( any denomination) That has either willingly or by vote of the board members allowed social constructs and media to omit specific church doctrines into their worship services for fear of being sued, rejected, by society or being made fun of by anyone.

I thought this church taught values and the principles of good and bad, right and wrong? I guess they’ve be pastrated . The pastor can’t even mention such things.

by Datsron April 7, 2022