Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Postcardian

An adjective that describes a near-perfect or serene setting that it is worthy of being placed on a postcard; A picture-perfect view or snapshot.

"You should have came on the camping trip man! Seeing how peaceful the mountains were...it was postcardian."

by DonnyGWills August 20, 2009

POSTCARES

Mailing solutions

POSTCARES solve a myriad of mailing vows.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

postcardology

The study of postcards from around the world.

Postcardology allows people to upload, post and write about postcards they have received from around the world and inspire people to travel the world around us.

by zuker May 5, 2011

postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014

postcard mom

Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.

Ann's mom moved away and now she's a postcard mom and only sends cards on her birthday.

by McEEK January 3, 2016

Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

by Neoglot September 3, 2018