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Porta Potties

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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portal

Funniest game ever!

Made by valve as a part of the orange box.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I miss my weighted companion cube.

I made a portal over me, and under me, and now I'm stuck.
by FLarsen October 30, 2007
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Portland Passback

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.
Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!
by SelfishSi June 10, 2018
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Portia

Portia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She is very caring and Is protective for her friends. Portia makes her boyfriend feel like the most special person on the world and she makes sure he is okay all the time and is not shy, if anything she is over-confident and is very funny. But if you treat her wrong she will no tollerate it and will get very angry and pissed off. She has people that will stick up for her and she will always win. In two words, Shes amazing
Boy 1-Omg dude.. That portia girl is just so crazy.., i love it and i'm gonna make her mine!

Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
by Batman1000000 January 4, 2015
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Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021
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Porta-Party

When a group of 2 or more people dance and drink in a portable toilet.
In 1987, 3 teenagers decided to have a party in the smallest location possible. They came across a construction yard with a few portable toilets, so they jumped in.

Thus, Porta-Party was born.
by Josh RM February 20, 2007
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Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket
by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
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