Failed Pornstar 

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

Failed Pornstar by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Pontarsonist

A person who repeatedly burns bridges. From the French 'pont', meaning bridge, and the English 'arsonist', meaning one who maliciously sets fire to property.

Jen used to have a lot of friends but she's such a pontarsonist that nobody talks to her anymore.

Pontarsonist by neologismo March 6, 2011

pornstracted 

when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ porn ... can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better

"hey man why wont you answer my questions?"
'oh sorry dude! i got pornstracted'

pornstracted by Martyr-Reb0rn January 16, 2008

pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.

yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.

pornstar blow job by big bad boy May 28, 2006

porntard 

a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.

roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."

porntard by ninwolf April 22, 2008

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004

pornstarrd 

An emblematic word awarded to pornstars who have achieved celebrity.

She's been pornstarrd and is not just some floozy on film.

pornstarrd by Christie K February 25, 2008