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Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
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Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
by Philanewbie July 3, 2010
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Pornsantren

This term means a location or place where you can have illegal sex legally. FYI, the term Pornsantren was born out of the general public's disappointment with the massive sexual crimes that occur in Islamic Boarding Schools (Pesantren in Indonesian). Uniquely, such crimes occur (at least) once a week with various models such as Tusbol, Handjob, Blowjob, Footjob, Sex, etc. Sexual harassment in Pornsantren is totally legal. You should try it. If you are on vacation in Indonesia, don't check into a hotel but choose a Pornsantren. In many cases, Pedophiles and Sexual Predators are also born from there. Are you the next?
Pornsantren Staff: Come, let's glorify Pesantren. Bring your children here!
People 1: Look at that! There's someone promoting the pesantren.
People 2: Huh. It's nothing like that, he's just looking for a casting participant for Pornsantren. A new genre for PornHub.
by Shén March 8, 2023
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Pornosynthesis

The process of absorbing energy from porn.
Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.
by Noodle of Death August 27, 2016
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Porkistani

(Porkistan is another name for Pakistan).

(adj) Porkistani is relating to Porkistan or its people.

(noun) a native or inhabitant of Porkistan, or a person of Porkistani descent.
my wife is Porkistani
by PorkistanMurdabad September 8, 2022
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Pornipedia

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
by Lascivious March 26, 2010
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Porkistan

It's a another name to call Pakistan
People of porkistan likes porks very much.
by Pakipakiparedesi September 8, 2019
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