Portal

The name of the best 3d puzzle game ever made. Included in Half Life: The Orange Box for Xbox 360, Portal has the gamer solve puzzles by using a 'portal gun' to shoot two portals at the environment: one for an entrance, and the other for an exit, and vice versa. All the while, an computer voice guides the user through each stage, with more ominous comments at each stage.

Guy 1: Dude, lets get on Halo 3.
Guy 2: Hell no. I'm playing through Portal again.

by Shkeve October 29, 2007

pornabe

A person (usually a woman) who is a porn star wannabe, hence pornabe.

Did you see the home video they made ... man, they are such pornabes.

by XxmarkoxX May 19, 2013

Pornblem

Not finding the right porn video.

Man, I want to masturbate but I just can't find the right video, this is turning into a real pornblem.

by Seanrow June 10, 2015

The Portal

The Portal is a nick name for triple c's, it single hand idly defines a high that is almost unexplainable unless you've been there.

YO Wtf doood, im a box deep in the portal. straight zooted.

by dailygrind January 18, 2010

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Pornlord

Someone who watches excessive amounts of porn and knows absolutely nothing about real women.

Actual conversation from an iirc channel:
thepatriot1> Why is it so hard to find a virgin these days? I swear women these daysare nothing more than a bunch of sluts with vaginas so loose they could park a car up there.
thepatriot1> women are so fucking irrational too, what happened to the days when women actually knew their place and would shut their stupid mouths when a man tells them to
zozoid> lol seriously? Did you learn about women from a fairy tale written by Glenn Beck? If you think that you clearly haven't met any actual women. Get off the computer and go outside, pornlord.

by Alice the Red September 3, 2014