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pornstracted

when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ porn ... can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better
"hey man why wont you answer my questions?"
'oh sorry dude! i got pornstracted'
by Martyr-Reb0rn January 16, 2008
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Pornspring

The act of going anonymous on formspring and spamming a persons inbox with sexually related questions
Anon: Blow me or get anal?
nottarealuser81: wow u make my page a pornspring account
by wowimcoolchick January 23, 2011
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PORNSHIRE

A place in the game of World of Warcraft. This is a nick name for Goldshire due to it being infamous for its ERP. The inn in the game is where most of the actions occur. Actions of ERP include, BJs, paid sex, lap dances, humping, etc.
Player 1 Are you going to Goldshire for repairs or what?

Player 2 NO! IM NOT GETTING MY MONEY'S STOLEN AGAIN BY A POOR ASS NIGHT ELF IN PORNSHIRE!
by ImHereForTheMoney June 22, 2014
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Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.
His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.
by pornstitute April 6, 2019
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Pornsexual

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
by Artnar May 19, 2010
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pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.
yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.
by big bad boy May 28, 2006
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Pornsomniac

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009
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