Poptard

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded

He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!

by McPoptard February 11, 2021

poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

by igyene June 10, 2024

Poptard

A person of average- to-low intelligence who is ignorant in general, yet boasts an excessively useless knowledge of pop culture.

That poptard Kelly watches nothing but " E!" News and the Kardashians, and reads nothing but "In Touch" magazine.

by Bluejayray October 28, 2017

poptard

A rejected boy-band member, now making a living off of staring in lame reality TV shows.

Remember that poptard from that old boy band group? What a moron.

by jschiro99 March 7, 2019

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptard

Peer, especially 35 or younger, who is wholly and naively oblivious to pop culture, and not because he or she thinks it's cool not to know pop culture. Individual is simply in another world.

Henry: Joe asked me to get him an Ariana Grande at Starbucks.

Zachary: That poptard probably doesn't even know who she is. Him knowing about their underground menu is akin to a preschooler knowing quantum physics.

by Jeb6720 September 20, 2015

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025