Pootinki

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.

Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!

by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

Pooptintillion

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.

I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.

by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

popotito

skinny legs, skinny bones,

mira esos popotitos, ¿que popotitos?

by monalisapiza April 20, 2007

Pootine

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010