When you send a picture or message via text to another while using the restroom. Title must read... Poopagram!!!
"Every time my husband goes to the restroom he sends me a photo from our last vacation. It's always titled Poopagram!"
by Will000aim June 29, 2013
Get the Poopagram mug.When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.
Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
by numbskull38 February 28, 2021
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When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.
Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"
by SuzerainY September 22, 2022
Get the Poopbag Brain Thrusts mug.When a person is attracted to poop. This is common to find in Wales and Ireland however is looked down upon in most communities.
by PoopMagnet God April 20, 2017
Get the poopmagnet mug.Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.
1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).
2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).
2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007
Get the Poopage mug.last night i did a poopagina when my girlfriend disrespected me and my family. i told that bitch to walk her poopy vag home.
by michael y January 14, 2007
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