Poopfie

To take a selfie while pooping

I'm going to go poop and send my snapchat friends a poopfie.

by Timeflies300 August 31, 2015

purpifiedd

purpifiedd is the best mutal ever and deserves the world☹️<3

"hey have you heard of purpifiedd"

"Yes she's amazing!"

"Ikr!!"

by Gnfsyt 😍‼️ September 4, 2021

Pootiefied

Sad, feeling shitty, lonely, constant state of everything being shitty. Depressed, not wanting to do anything because it's all crap.

She was feeling so pootiefied that she had spent two days in bed crying.

by Seiðr Bella April 27, 2023

pornified

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.

Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified

by goodisfed April 4, 2023

poonified

to have a kick-ass time with a rich personality

My life was so boring until I met Alex, then it became poonified.

by wamie April 28, 2011

poopied

Stupid past tense for poop. Usually said by ages <6. Other past tenses for poop: pooped, shat, shit, shitted

Mommy, I poopied my pants when that ugly man touched my coochie

by RandomGuy April 17, 2004

poopsiedoodles

Poopsiedoodles= A piece of art made of poop. Often loved by the disgusting. Can be priced around $200000000000000000000 cheap!

Person 1:Wow, look at that, an original poopsiedoodles, by Random Person!
Person 2: Wow! Don't see that every day!
Person 1: You can still smell the rotten poop *sniff*
Person 2: Ah, yes. I do love a nice poop smell in the home.
Person 1: Oh yes, yes, I use a poop air freshener
Person 2: Me too. I'm always well stocked up on poop aerosols.
Person 1: Want to go for a nice glass of poop?
Person 2: Oh, no, no, I much prefer urine, It's more.... refreshing
Person 1: Ah yes, yes, It is rather hot in here.
Person 2: Oh, but I love this piece of poopwork.
Person 1: Yes, yes, I shall ask the owner how much it is.
Person 1: Sir, SIr, SIR, SIIIIIIR!!!
Owner: Yes.
Person 2: How much is this grand piece of poopwork?
Person 1: Yes, how much?
Owner: $200000000000000000000
Person 2: How cheap!
Person 1: We shall pay half each
Both: *Take a large wad of cash from pockets*
Owner: Thank You

by Groggerumpus fumperz February 8, 2014