Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

Poophaster by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

Poopbat 

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd

Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat

Poopbat by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

poopatory 

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

poopatory by Jack burton May 9, 2016

poopatorium 

Realtors often mistakenly refer to this as a "toilet room". It's the small enclosed space inside a larger bathroom where the throne is located. It has to have a door, which is closed during #2 operations, but not necessarily on #1 operations.

Jane: I love this house, the only issue is that the master bath has no poopatoruim.

Realtor: Poopatorium? Really?! I consider myself schooled!

poopatorium by Marshall Fazione November 24, 2016

Emperor poopatine 

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

Emperor poopatine by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

Pooplate 

Shit. Just...shit.

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.

Pooplate by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011

Poopcation 

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.

"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."

Poopcation by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014