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Party Poopster 

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
Party Poopster by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Poopette 

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.
"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."
Poopette by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

poopterd 

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.
Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.
poopterd by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

do you like to poopsterbate bby? 

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

poopertrooper

A toddler that wears diapers. More exactly , one that wears diapers and stills poops, a lot.
Babysitter: Dang? What did you feed this boy? He has been nothing but a poopertrooper all day!
Parent: Chili?

Poopaper 

Nasty ass toilet paper, mainly at work, that has finger prints of the asshole before you that got their finger dirty while wiping and left their mark behind for you to discover.
After relieving my self in the bathroom at work, I reached over to find out that there was poopaper.
Poopaper by dnizzle 69 October 7, 2009