Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”

by skibidipooner June 11, 2024

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025