pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.

Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.

by Salviprincess June 2, 2017

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004

poontoast

Poontoast; the breakfast of champions.

Coach Bergman: Why can't you throw a shot-put more than three fuckin' feet?
Kid: I'm not feeling to good today....
Bergman: Well, then you should've have Poontoast; it's the breakfast of champions!

by bizilnizl May 8, 2008

Poontoon

A pontoon boat boat full of fat chicks.

Poontoons are usually pulled to the lakes by a piece of crap Ford F-150. All jacked up to make up for a small dick.

Look at Matt driving that faggot truck trying to back that poontoon full of fat girls in the water.

by Littledickleeroy August 7, 2017